Friday, 17 March 2017

Everybody knows "GANGS OF WASSEYPUR"

So yes ! It happens, It happens a lot. I say I am from Bihar & the response I get is - "oooh...! I've watched  GANGS OF WASSEYPUR".
Me: I'm glad you did. Say it one more time and I will give you a live demo of that.
I mean why bollywood is so obsessed with portraying Bihar in a negative way. So if there is a character from Bihar in any movie he/she has to be illiterate always.

  • Bihar  produces more I.A.S officers than Kerala, Karnataka,Tamil Nadu, Andhra pradesh & Gujarat combined.
  • World's first residential university Nalanda University was established in the fifth century AD in Bihar.
  • More Bihari's are bank P.O's than any other state.
So stop picking up on Alia Bhatt, its like entire bollywood needs to improve their G.K.
Irony is people believe the movies if it's about Bihar. So when south Indian guys (in their movies )
reaches to their Lungi  and comes out with three sharp, curved swords, we don't believe them, do we?
Nobody is afraid of going to south, I have been there as a tourist and no one attacked me with swords.

 Dude, No man would risk it by putting swords in his Lungi, ever.
                                                                                                                                                               

 We watched NH10, so the next time I meet someone from Haryana & will ask "hey, when was the last time you got involved in honour killing?"
Or as per UDTA PUNJAB when meet a Punjabi "hey! dude, do you have some weed or marijuana??"


 No..!! I don't do that & neither should you, because that is how you could end up in hospital.
πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
130 minutes of a movie cannot define an entire state.
I know that i am no actor myself.
Recently I participated in Ad mad show organized by management department. I was in with a team of 5 members (4 of them were girls).
{song in background: Aaj mai upar aasman niche...}
so we had to prepare an ad on Chocolate in 10 minutes.
So the ad was- a girl was waiting for me
 (like that is gonna happen ever) & I had to give her chocolate. (yeah ! cruel jokes life loves to crack on single guys...). 
But somehow I managed to screw that up. I was on stage and all I could think about was "whether my pants are okay or not". Ever since I watched Sawariya I developed this Sawariya fear inside me.

Dear teachers, the lectern you've got, that's a luxury not everyone has.

Sanjay Leela Bhansali ruined my acting career, otherwise I was very close  to become an actor.
( here close refers to distance between earth and sun).
Irony is I am a Rajput and now I've started believing that "KARMA HITS BACK"(hope you get it).

{People who are not getting it  watch this link Bhansali || slapped || Rajasthan   &  Sawariya Fear}

Thank you I'll be back very soon, stay tuned.
                                     # My Bihar My Pride
                                                                                      To Be Continued.......................


23 comments:

  1. it's amazing dude keep it upπŸ‘

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thankuu yrr....@Ambika .. hope you guys r enjoying it

      Delete
  2. peolpe must learn from u...how to correlate...
    nice aadi
    keep going...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Don't know about learning but people should enjoy it

      Delete
  3. I just loved it.....
    Mast
    Waiting for next...

    ReplyDelete
  4. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Very nice... waiting for the next blog....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. thnx @ Simmi mam... next blog next week for sure

      Delete
  6. Really Nice....!! Keep It up Bro...!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

    ReplyDelete
  7. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Good Going Aditya.....Keep it Up Bro.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Gud going brother.. πŸ‘
    Waiting for your next attack

    ReplyDelete