When I became a "South Indian"

Don't look at me like that, I can't help it. Life has its own flavor.
So as you must have imagined through the title, "Yes, I was mistaken for a South Indian".

So here is how the incident goes-  I was travelling from Patna to Chandigarh "with a ticket" (FYI).
 That FYI is there because I've literally heard people saying that Bihari's travel without ticket. Guys we do believe in reservation system.
FACTS : 

• Lalu Prasad Yadav was the railway minister who brought Indian Railways into profit business from the never ending continuous loss. 
• Lalu was invited to Harvard University to tell about this drastic transformation of Indian Railways.
• Nitish Kumar was the Railway minister who started the online reservation system. (All thanks to him that we don't have to wait in queues anymore).

But no minister in the history of Indian Railways could have scheduled trains on time. In Japan the average late time for a train is few second. If this happens to you in India, ever (believe me, you are as lucky as Abhishek bachchan).

(okay! back to story) So my train arrived late and I was wondering if there is any local train for my next stop bcuz I hate travelling in buses. I wanted to ask about waiting hall and there is this one guy near me so I asked him (using English ). I don't know why.... maybe bcuz -
I was afraid that the moment I'll say "Bhaiya humko waiting room..."  and he'll be like  -  "Humkoo...Gangs of Waseypur ... criminal..... Bhagoo....". (sound reasonable, isn't it?)

so I asked him and he replied. After that he asked me in a very welcoming sound (I could actually listen ATITHI DEVO BHAVAH in background )
But then I replied - "No! I am from Bihar". (believe me the background song suddenly changed to ATHITHI TUM KAB JAOGE ????)

                   

So all I concluded was his stereotypes -
Dusky skin color + English  = South Indian. (too much of stereotype)
Guys! every state has fair and dark people and it doesn't matter but whom to blame ....(what?? Yami Gautam) sounds fair to me bcuz ever since I'm watching her she is this fair. So when exactly did she use Fair & Lovely, in her mother's womb???

Shahrukh Khan advertises Fair & Handsome coz they will advertise S**T for money. If that is how people become stars sir, then you should gift one such product to Kajol, Priyanka Chopra, Will Smith, Morgan Freeman etc etc and etc....

Hats off to Taapsee Pannu who turned down an invitation in last minute when she got to know that the event was sponsored by a fairness cream.

So you can't have it both ways, calling yourselves educated, developed and at the same time advertising fairness creams and judging people by their skin color.

        # Know My Bihar Positively...

Happy Birthday Bihar.......!!

Today is Bihar Diwas  so I thought it will be good if you get to see some of it.
So in this post I am not going to write much but show you.

Buddha smriti park Patna

Gol Ghar

Chhath Puja

             

Mahabodhi Temple

Patna High Court

Litti Chokha

Jain Temple

Rajgir

Bihar Museum

Patna secretariat

Patna Museum

Kakolat Waterfall

Valmiki Tiger Reserve

Tomb of Sher Shah Suri

Rajgir Hill

Vishwa Shanti Stupa

                     

Water Park, Patna

Everybody knows "GANGS OF WASSEYPUR"

So yes ! It happens, It happens a lot. I say I am from Bihar & the response I get is - "oooh...! I've watched  GANGS OF WASSEYPUR".
Me: I'm glad you did. Say it one more time and I will give you a live demo of that.
I mean why bollywood is so obsessed with portraying Bihar in a negative way. So if there is a character from Bihar in any movie he/she has to be illiterate always.

• Bihar  produces more I.A.S officers than Kerala, Karnataka,Tamil Nadu, Andhra pradesh & Gujarat combined.
• World's first residential university Nalanda University was established in the fifth century AD in Bihar.
• More Bihari's are bank P.O's than any other state.

So stop picking up on Alia Bhatt, its like entire bollywood needs to improve their G.K.

Irony is people believe the movies if it's about Bihar. So when south Indian guys (in their movies )

reaches to their Lungi  and comes out with three sharp, curved swords, we don't believe them, do we?

Nobody is afraid of going to south, I have been there as a tourist and no one attacked me with swords.

 Dude, No man would risk it by putting swords in his Lungi, ever.

                                                                                                                                                               

 We watched NH10, so the next time I meet someone from Haryana & will ask "hey, when was the last time you got involved in honour killing?"

Or as per UDTA PUNJAB when meet a Punjabi "hey! dude, do you have some weed or marijuana??"

 No..!! I don't do that & neither should you, because that is how you could end up in hospital.

😁😂😂😁

130 minutes of a movie cannot define an entire state.

I know that i am no actor myself.

Recently I participated in Ad mad show organized by management department. I was in with a team of 5 members (4 of them were girls).

{song in background: Aaj mai upar aasman niche...}

so we had to prepare an ad on Chocolate in 10 minutes.

So the ad was- a girl was waiting for me

 (like that is gonna happen ever) & I had to give her chocolate. (yeah ! cruel jokes life loves to crack on single guys...). 

But somehow I managed to screw that up. I was on stage and all I could think about was "whether my pants are okay or not". Ever since I watched Sawariya I developed this Sawariya fear inside me.

Dear teachers, the lectern you've got, that's a luxury not everyone has.

Sanjay Leela Bhansali ruined my acting career, otherwise I was very close  to become an actor.

( here close refers to distance between earth and sun).

Irony is I am a Rajput and now I've started believing that "KARMA HITS BACK"(hope you get it).

{People who are not getting it  watch this link Bhansali || slapped || Rajasthan   &  Sawariya Fear}

Thank you I'll be back very soon, stay tuned.

                                     # My Bihar My Pride

                                                                                      To Be Continued.......................