English of a Bihari

Yeah, you get it right  It's me having a blog 😀 (STOP LAUGHING 😝😂😂😝 ). It's my first blog. It took me a lot of courage to do this because we all know, you dare to try something new and "MOCKERY AND CRITICISM " are the very first rewards you'll get. If you are a student then even  GOD can't bless you anymore. Even canteen is not your place, NOT ANYMORE.
 But still we all should give it a try, any of your hobby , anything you want.

OKAY!  I got it, now you have the most terrifying question that exists.... 😟  "Log Kya Kahenge ?"
I don't think that even Newton could have answered this question but still don't loose hope. If you really want an answer contact 🙊→ K.R.K. This guy can talk about anything I mean anything. Whether it is movies or women, awards or fashion, Deepika or Amitabh and the list goes to infinity.
I think that is why his parents named him Kamal.

Okay all jokes apart (me writing a blog, that's not a joke at least not a funny one 😠😠).

So I am from Bihar. (okay! what now? How do I know English?)

Yeah.... at first I thought it is in his mind & I heard it telepathically, felt proud about my superpowers for a moment but no..! It wasn't.
This guy actually said that out loudly. The worst part is that he was actually expecting an answer. How about if I say "I learned it ".
I mean the best answer should be a high-five to his face with an Iron chair. But as I said I am from Bihar - the origin place of Buddha and Buddhism and the message of world peace. So I answered this -

• First book in English by an Indian was written by  Dean Mahomed- born and grew up in Patna.
• Report released by deputy chairman of planning commission states that children in Bihar have been found doing better in English and Math than students in other parts of the country.(TOI, Feb 12, 2008)
• Satyapal Chandra- The most eligible bachelor, An innocent traitor, The women's desire etc.
• Nikita Singh - Love @facebook, Someone like you, If its not forever it's not love...etc.
• Tabish Khair- Where parallel lines meet, Filming: A love story.

Writers from Bihar (As I can't mention all of them see for yourself on the link)

So in a country of stereotypes I successfully broke one of them.

Humare Bihar me kehte hain "Agar aapko ye nahi pata ki aap aate kahan se hain to aap ye kabhi nahi jaan paayiega ki aapko jana kahan hai".
                             

Manjhi : The Mountain Man

              I LOVE MY ROOTS.... DO YOU? (Leave your thoughts in comments)

                                # A new meaning of the word "BIHAR"
                                                                                          TO BE CONTINUED..........